Saturday, July 7, 2018

Rude Awakening

Sapphire hosted a sleepover and it was lit.
She made her famous burritos and had some of her family recipe moonshine.
Anyway, later when almost everyone was asleep, Sapphire's stomach was rumbling and she later let out a huge, loud fart.....you know, the one that wakes you up?.
the fart didn't wake sapphire up as she was sleeping off the moonshine, but it damn sure woke everyone else.