Thursday, July 14, 2016

Blisters on me fingers

My Ryan and Celica go together like Fred Sanford and... Ester
If you didn't get that, they hate each other.

So... He did a little trick
He swapped celica's sunblock with cooking oil
And with that, plus her sensitive skin
Had given her a real bad sunburn..

But before Celica could get her emergency ointment 
Luna came out of nowhere
Yelled out in a British accent 
"I got blistas on me fingas"
And slapped celica across her boiled crab red bottom

And Ryan, he died [laughing]
Even he didn't see that coming...